A joke for you

 Cowboy: "That your dog?"
Indian: "Yep."

Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian.)
Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: (Look of total disbelief.)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian.)
Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

Indian: (Look of total amazement.)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep lie!"